Jesus was eaten by his followers.

So I'll begin with this gem: https://twitter.com/joel_edmund/status/1097589910121447426

"Again the point is that (A) the early Christians claimed resurrection, (B) none of their opponents could produce the dead body.
If you want to go to the "there was no historical Jesus" thing, you can. You should know you are venturing into tinfoil hat conspiracy theory territory"

This come from Joel Edmund Anderson a PHD in the Old Testament, so you can bet that he is an expert in the New Testament... uh, well, anyway the point is, he is a very smart person and has a PHD something you don't. So when he makes a dumb argument that is full of holes its up to me, a lowly amateur logician to explain that, in fact, the only way to resolve this mystery is to say that clearly, Jesus was eaten by his followers.

Now, I know that isn't what Joel might want us to think, nor I dare say other Christians, but there is scripture that would support this. Besides, its far more plausible then Jesus RETURNING FROM THE DEAD.

Man the Walking Dead really missed out on having Jesus come back as a walker, its been 2-3 days since he died, its not too late guys!


Leave it to Quora to produce good enough numbers -Nom nom! - so it would take a single person 3 months. But they had more followers (not just talking about the 11, remember one of them offed himself, so he can't eat Jesus) (It would take one week for 11 people to eat him up)

John 6:56 "He that eats my flesh, and drinks my blood, dwells in me, and I in him."Well there you go! That is what Jesus himself said! Why wouldn't they eat him? Okay okay, so they CLAIMED that he came back from the dead - and he did! In them! Because once you eat him, he dwells in them, can't say that they are lying at that point, they consumed his flesh (oh nom nom) and there you go - no body! Bones can be made into stew. Yum. So, the only possible answer that isn't zombie Jesus is that his followers ate him. Can't disprove it. Its in line with what the story says! So, next time some apologist says "THERE WAZ NO BODY" just say that Jesus's followers ate him. 



Don't forget to go "Oh nom nom." after you say that and wink. ;)