Thursday, September 9, 2021

The No True Christian Song!

Oh yes there are lots of ways to deny someone's history when it comes to Christianity 

We will start the trip by taking this slip of bible passages that seem to suggest you were never best buds with Jesus our Lord!

Oh in Matt 15:8 its so damn great cuss its a statement about you! Sure you might have prayed and might have stayed an extra day or two at church - but remember honoring with lips, your heart is far so far away from me - that is what he be - thus sure you might have prayed but you didn't love him that day so you never did stay with Jesus anyway!

Its almost as good as Isaiah 29:13 - that says sort of the same but adds to the frame that your worship was also so lame!

Now let me reflect upon James 1:26 just for some kicks as this could be used on some Jesus lover dudes who I know are just to rude for it says that if your tongue is bad then you have been had because your just a cad and for you Jesus is just a fad!

Oh yes there are many ways to deny someone was a Christian- this is important to understand so you can wave your hands to wave away cogitate disarray!

First John, not the second one but the very first one says in 2 colon 9 if you hate the other believer then you are not in the light it says nothing about hating non believers so that might be alright!

Titus! TIT IS! No I mean... Tides are us. Wait no. Anyway, TITUS 1:16 says your faith is just a dream if your works show you unclean so if what you do is not about Jesus then you are just a man and not a follower then!

Back to the first John again, cuss boy oh man he had a lot to say if you don't do what your told to do by God above then oh boy, your going below, so long bye bye bro, your telling a lie so I guess go and die, but that is just the thing he said in 2:4! 

Hold on to your cat first Johns at it again, 3 and 6 basically says that if you keep on sinn` then you didn't know him, so I guess no one is a real Christian!

OH MY WORD FIRST JOHN WHY 3 - 8 THOUGH 10 Its a long passage about how you are not a true Jesus follower dude, it goes on and on to say, all the ways you could fail today, or yesterday to and boo-hoo-hoo, sucks to be you!

Anyway there is more but its kinda a bore let me skip right past Luke and the Corin as well, screw that dude John and Matt can go too just what do you do when you look at who is who all throughout the bible there are ways to figure out who is not a REAL CHRISTAN DUDE.

But of course none of that applies to me - no none of that applies to me, because no matter what I'll say in my brain till I go insane that I'm a follower not lame like you are!

Ha ha ha you never were a real Christian!

Oh yes. Oh yes. Now that I think back. To all of that. I cross my arms and say:

Well I guess you didn't care about logical fallacies anyway - the no true Scotsman - just apparently was not something that whoever wrote the bible understands.

But what else do you expect from a guy who said not to bother washing hands? 

That happened in Mark Seven!

And ~fin~!